Santa Claus and his team wound up their annual world tour with a midnight stop in Hawaii. This, after zooming through all the homes of good children in Alaska. According to officials, Hawaii is always the trickiest stop because the only snow there is on Mt. Kilauea.
“Sand is a very hard thing to slide on.” said one official at the North Pole. “Santa has figured out something, but he doesn’t tell us.”
Santa will now head north for another year. In a written statement released earlier tonight he was quoted as saying, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”